

During his stay, Tyrion observes Jon Snow's superior attitude toward his fellow recruits and recommends he help the others train in order to earn their friendship. Upon reaching the Wall, he is temporarily rendered speechless by the size and scale of the structure. On the road to Castle Black, Tyrion explains to Jon that he likes to read as it keeps his wits sharp. He takes interest in Bran's fall, noting carefully his siblings' glum reactions to the news that Bran is likely to live. He then breakfasts with his family, where he says he wants to visit the Wall and piss off it. When Prince Joffrey refuses to pay his respects to Lord and Lady Stark after Bran's fall, Tyrion slaps him until he acquiesces. Despite time spent in brothels and taverns, Tyrion is well-read, cunning, and has a fondness for social misfits. "All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes," he explains. While lingering outside the feast hall, Tyrion meets Jon Snow, Eddard Stark's bastard son and realizes he is something of a kindred spirit. Tyrion accompanies King Robert Baratheon to Winterfell, where he makes the acquaintance of a prostitute named Ros, and gives her a Lannister lion necklace. Tyrion visits a whorehouse upon his arrival in Winterfell. Tyrion is committed to the good of both his House, and since Cersei married King Robert Baratheon, his family's hold on the throne.

He got on well with Jaime, his niece Myrcella and nephew Tommen, but had a colder relationship with Cersei and the psychopathic Joffrey. Tyrion spent a lot of time at court in King's Landing to avoid his father. While two siblings occupied positions of power, Tyrion was put in charge of the sewers at Casterly Rock when he turned of age. Jaime confessed he had orchestrated the attack to help Tyrion lose his virginity.

When Lord Tywin learned what had happened, he payed Tysha, a prostitute, to service every one of his guards while Tyrion watched. They later became lovers and got married in secret.

While Jaime dispatched the attackers, Tyrion helped the girl, named Tysha, recover. When Tyrion was sixteen, he interrupted the attempted rape of a wheelwright's daughter. Had an infant with dwarfism like Tyrion been born a commoner, he'd have been left in the woods to die luckily, his birthright as a Lannister afforded him significant wealth and power. Tyrion is mocked for being a dwarf, called derisive names such as "Imp" and "Halfman", which he tries to embrace to keep his self esteem up. Tyrion's mother, Joanna Lannister, died giving birth to him, a tragedy which Tywin and Cersei unfairly blame Tyrion for. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse." ― Tywin's response when Tyrion asks for Casterly Rock And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine.
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" You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning.
